1 00:00:00,672 --> 00:00:02,670 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:03,695 So the house is fine? 3 00:00:04,094 --> 00:00:06,094 Well, ours is. 4 00:00:06,094 --> 00:00:07,534 What does that mean? 5 00:00:07,534 --> 00:00:11,414 Your mother's house is sorta... gone. 6 00:00:11,414 --> 00:00:13,534 Gone where? 7 00:00:13,534 --> 00:00:15,094 Everywhere. 8 00:00:15,094 --> 00:00:18,294 I don't have coverage for tornadoes. 9 00:00:18,294 --> 00:00:19,534 You're watching CeeCee today. 10 00:00:19,534 --> 00:00:21,254 Well, who put you in charge? 11 00:00:22,134 --> 00:00:24,414 Okay. Just asking. 12 00:00:24,414 --> 00:00:26,094 Ich bin ein Heidelberger! 13 00:00:28,974 --> 00:00:30,614 Heidelberg is considered 14 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,814 one of the most beautiful cities in Germany. 15 00:00:32,814 --> 00:00:35,774 Heidelberg Palace, the Karl Theodor Bridge, 16 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,574 the Schloss Schwetzingen. 17 00:00:37,574 --> 00:00:39,254 But I couldn't care less. 18 00:00:39,254 --> 00:00:42,094 The only sights I wanted to see were the looks of awe 19 00:00:42,094 --> 00:00:44,174 on the faces of my fellow students 20 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:47,334 as I demonstrated my intellectual superiority. 21 00:00:47,334 --> 00:00:48,894 Cylinders that are smaller 22 00:00:48,894 --> 00:00:50,774 than ten to the minus-35 meters. 23 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:55,854 What's happening? 24 00:00:55,854 --> 00:00:58,774 You don't laugh at people saying stupid things in Texas? 25 00:00:58,774 --> 00:01:01,254 You're darn tootin' we do. 26 00:01:01,254 --> 00:01:03,934 So who goofed? 27 00:01:03,934 --> 00:01:05,614 You did, dummkopf. 28 00:01:05,614 --> 00:01:07,934 Dummkopf? You're calling me a dummy? 29 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:10,534 Class, who knows where the dummkopf went wrong? 30 00:01:11,254 --> 00:01:12,654 Mr. Ziegler. 31 00:01:12,654 --> 00:01:15,694 He forgot to consider the Calabi-Yau manifold. 32 00:01:15,694 --> 00:01:17,814 Thank you, Mr. Ziegler. 33 00:01:17,814 --> 00:01:20,174 Wait, what's the Calabi-Yau manifold? 34 00:01:20,174 --> 00:01:22,854 Dummkopf. 35 00:01:22,854 --> 00:01:24,614 I was quickly learning 36 00:01:24,614 --> 00:01:27,174 not all Germans were the warm, fun-loving people 37 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,974 I was led to believe. 38 00:01:29,934 --> 00:01:32,734 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 39 00:01:32,734 --> 00:01:35,014 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 40 00:01:35,014 --> 00:01:37,854 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 41 00:01:37,854 --> 00:01:41,334 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 42 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:45,214 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 43 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,414 And then they laughed at me for not knowing 44 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,254 something that they knew. Who does that? 45 00:01:52,254 --> 00:01:53,814 You do. 46 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,974 Well, this is no time for a teachable moment. 47 00:01:55,974 --> 00:01:57,614 Your child is hurting. 48 00:01:57,614 --> 00:01:59,814 Sorry. 49 00:02:00,934 --> 00:02:02,014 There, there. 50 00:02:02,014 --> 00:02:04,014 I guess that'll do. 51 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:05,614 Now, how about a hot beverage? 52 00:02:11,254 --> 00:02:12,614 Good crowd today. 53 00:02:12,614 --> 00:02:15,174 It's not enough. We need more. 54 00:02:15,174 --> 00:02:17,414 What are you talking about? We're raking it in. 55 00:02:17,414 --> 00:02:19,214 We got wall-to-wall chumps. 56 00:02:19,214 --> 00:02:21,094 Hey! 57 00:02:21,094 --> 00:02:23,814 Not you. The other chumps. 58 00:02:25,454 --> 00:02:27,094 We're raking in quarters. 59 00:02:27,094 --> 00:02:28,934 I got a house to rebuild. 60 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:30,814 You want to raise the price? Nope. 61 00:02:30,814 --> 00:02:32,734 I'm thinking bigger. 62 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:35,414 Table games. 63 00:02:35,414 --> 00:02:37,014 Maybe a roulette wheel. 64 00:02:37,014 --> 00:02:40,334 Whoa. These machines are already a gray area. 65 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:42,334 Table games are big-time illegal. 66 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:43,694 You know why? 67 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:45,694 Because they make big-time money. 68 00:02:45,694 --> 00:02:47,614 What are the cops gonna say? 69 00:02:47,614 --> 00:02:49,934 "Thank you for my new fishing boat"? 70 00:02:49,934 --> 00:02:51,374 Meemaw, I can't go to jail. 71 00:02:51,374 --> 00:02:52,614 I've got a family to take care of. 72 00:02:52,614 --> 00:02:54,774 Nobody's going to jail. 73 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,654 Please, just take a moment to think about it. 74 00:02:58,614 --> 00:03:00,334 Fine. 75 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:01,534 We're doing it. 76 00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:07,654 Jim. 77 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,414 Hey, sorry to just drop by, but I found 78 00:03:09,414 --> 00:03:10,974 some of Mandy's old baby stuff. 79 00:03:10,974 --> 00:03:12,254 Figured I'd bring it over. 80 00:03:12,254 --> 00:03:14,254 Yeah, well, Mandy's not here. 81 00:03:14,254 --> 00:03:15,814 She took the baby for a check-up, 82 00:03:15,814 --> 00:03:17,254 but you're welcome to wait. 83 00:03:17,254 --> 00:03:18,934 Have a beer, watch the Astros. 84 00:03:18,934 --> 00:03:21,014 A beer in the middle of the afternoon? 85 00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:22,974 Your wife okay with that? 86 00:03:22,974 --> 00:03:24,854 My wife's in Germany. 87 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:26,414 Oh, my. 88 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,934 For the whole summer. 89 00:03:27,934 --> 00:03:29,774 You're living the dream. Mmm. 90 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,214 Come on. 91 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:36,534 Hey, Missy. Hey. 92 00:03:36,534 --> 00:03:38,614 Oh, two-for-one green beans. 93 00:03:38,614 --> 00:03:40,214 Oh, look at that, you got everybody pitching in. 94 00:03:40,214 --> 00:03:42,614 Good for you. Well, I am a head coach. 95 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:44,254 It's what I do. 96 00:03:44,254 --> 00:03:47,014 Hey, that's not where the caps go; we talked about this. 97 00:03:47,014 --> 00:03:50,094 Mm. Sorry. Sorry. 98 00:03:51,014 --> 00:03:52,694 She the assistant coach? 99 00:03:52,694 --> 00:03:54,934 She might own the team. 100 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:57,174 Use the coasters. 101 00:03:57,174 --> 00:03:59,254 Professor Salzman, 102 00:03:59,254 --> 00:04:01,254 I just wanted to let you know that I studied up 103 00:04:01,254 --> 00:04:03,654 and am now well-versed in the Calabi-Yau manifold. 104 00:04:03,654 --> 00:04:05,614 Okay. 105 00:04:05,614 --> 00:04:07,094 It was never part of the curriculum 106 00:04:07,094 --> 00:04:08,094 at East Texas Tech. 107 00:04:08,094 --> 00:04:10,174 East Texas Tech? 108 00:04:10,174 --> 00:04:11,774 Sounds charming. 109 00:04:11,774 --> 00:04:13,414 It's actually quite humid. Regardless, 110 00:04:13,414 --> 00:04:16,134 I'm ready to reassert myself as class leader. 111 00:04:16,134 --> 00:04:18,654 Your classmates are from some of the most elite 112 00:04:18,654 --> 00:04:20,614 universities in the world. 113 00:04:20,614 --> 00:04:22,974 There is no East MIT. 114 00:04:22,974 --> 00:04:25,534 Well, I would have gone to a better school, 115 00:04:25,534 --> 00:04:27,974 but I was 11, which you have to admit is pretty impressive. 116 00:04:27,974 --> 00:04:31,534 Sheldon, at some point we ask 117 00:04:31,534 --> 00:04:33,774 of the piano-playing dog 118 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,294 not, "Are you a dog?" 119 00:04:35,294 --> 00:04:37,654 but, "Are you any good at playing the piano?" 120 00:04:38,774 --> 00:04:39,894 Excuse me? 121 00:04:39,894 --> 00:04:41,294 You are far behind 122 00:04:41,294 --> 00:04:42,694 many of your peers. 123 00:04:42,694 --> 00:04:45,094 I have no peers. I think they would agree. 124 00:04:45,094 --> 00:04:47,614 Which is why I'm going to recommend tutoring. 125 00:04:47,614 --> 00:04:49,614 Me tutor them? No. 126 00:04:49,614 --> 00:04:51,654 You tutor me? No. 127 00:04:51,654 --> 00:04:53,454 Me tutor you? 128 00:04:54,734 --> 00:04:56,134 Miss Chen. 129 00:04:56,134 --> 00:04:57,694 Yes, Professor? 130 00:04:57,694 --> 00:05:00,934 You have an undergraduate degree in education, ja? 131 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:01,974 Yes, sir. 132 00:05:01,974 --> 00:05:03,814 Teach him. 133 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:10,254 No more bets. 134 00:05:10,254 --> 00:05:12,174 What the hell? 135 00:05:12,174 --> 00:05:14,094 Where'd you get the table? 136 00:05:14,094 --> 00:05:15,414 I know a guy. 137 00:05:15,414 --> 00:05:16,934 Where'd you get him? 138 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:18,614 He's the guy. 139 00:05:18,614 --> 00:05:21,854 Red 12. 140 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,974 No winners. 141 00:05:23,974 --> 00:05:25,614 Oh-ho, there's a winner. 142 00:05:25,614 --> 00:05:26,814 Can we even trust him? 143 00:05:26,814 --> 00:05:30,934 Herman? Look at that baby face. 144 00:05:30,934 --> 00:05:32,014 He says, on a good night, 145 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:33,374 one table can throw off 146 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:34,934 a thousand dollars. 147 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,654 That's a lot of diapers, Georgie. 148 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:38,854 Huh. 149 00:05:38,854 --> 00:05:40,654 Maybe even a nanny. 150 00:05:40,654 --> 00:05:42,614 Huh! 151 00:05:42,614 --> 00:05:45,614 How is it, the three of y'all living in Sheldon's room? 152 00:05:45,614 --> 00:05:46,774 Red 16. 153 00:05:46,774 --> 00:05:48,814 No winners. 154 00:05:51,694 --> 00:05:53,094 Hey, could you watch her for a little while? 155 00:05:53,094 --> 00:05:55,134 I would, but I gotta get to the grocery store 156 00:05:55,134 --> 00:05:56,414 if dinner's gonna be ready. 157 00:05:56,414 --> 00:05:58,014 Three-fifty. 158 00:05:58,014 --> 00:06:00,454 Three hundred and fifty dollars for a dining room set? 159 00:06:00,454 --> 00:06:02,414 You must be crazy. 160 00:06:02,414 --> 00:06:03,934 That's what you said about the jet ski, 161 00:06:03,934 --> 00:06:05,334 but I nailed it. Well... 162 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:06,454 You guys having a good time? 163 00:06:06,454 --> 00:06:08,134 Oh, yeah, great time. 164 00:06:09,774 --> 00:06:11,094 It's over. Wha... 165 00:06:12,614 --> 00:06:14,254 Well, what about Showcase Showdown? 166 00:06:14,254 --> 00:06:16,934 Here we go. Green beans. 167 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:18,934 No. No, no, no, no, no. 168 00:06:18,934 --> 00:06:19,934 That's not the one on the coupon. 169 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:21,254 You want... Bottom row. 170 00:06:21,254 --> 00:06:22,854 Ooh, good catch. 171 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:24,254 Missy'd have had my ass. 172 00:06:24,254 --> 00:06:26,254 Well, I'm here for you. 173 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:27,934 All righty, now. 174 00:06:29,294 --> 00:06:31,254 Hello? 175 00:06:31,254 --> 00:06:34,134 Good afternoon, I'm here for tutoring with Sheldon. 176 00:06:34,134 --> 00:06:37,414 Oh, he's helping you? Isn't that nice. 177 00:06:37,414 --> 00:06:39,654 No, I'm helping him. 178 00:06:41,094 --> 00:06:42,094 Sorry? 179 00:06:42,094 --> 00:06:43,974 I'm tutoring him. 180 00:06:45,734 --> 00:06:47,094 Excuse me just a minute. 181 00:06:49,454 --> 00:06:51,094 Shelly? 182 00:06:51,094 --> 00:06:52,934 Your tutor's here. 183 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:55,454 I've been thinking about it. We should go home. 184 00:06:55,454 --> 00:06:56,454 Why? 185 00:06:56,454 --> 00:06:59,534 I miss Dad and football. 186 00:06:59,534 --> 00:07:00,774 The whole shebang. 187 00:07:01,774 --> 00:07:04,334 Honey, are you sure this isn't because 188 00:07:04,334 --> 00:07:05,534 you need a tutor, 189 00:07:05,534 --> 00:07:07,654 and she's a little girl? 190 00:07:07,654 --> 00:07:09,414 Leave me alone. 191 00:07:09,414 --> 00:07:11,134 Didn't you say that you wanted to come here 192 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:13,814 to learn new things and expand your horizons? 193 00:07:13,814 --> 00:07:16,254 What do I know? I'm a dummkopf. 194 00:07:16,254 --> 00:07:18,094 Oh, nobody thinks that. 195 00:07:18,094 --> 00:07:20,454 I do. I thought we'd get started 196 00:07:20,454 --> 00:07:22,614 with anti-de Sitter space. 197 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:24,614 That sounds fun. What's that? 198 00:07:24,614 --> 00:07:26,294 I wish I could tell you. 199 00:07:33,174 --> 00:07:34,654 Oh, um... 200 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,134 Come on, I just gave you a hint. 201 00:07:37,134 --> 00:07:39,414 We solve for the geodesics. 202 00:07:39,414 --> 00:07:40,414 Wrong. 203 00:07:40,414 --> 00:07:42,094 Ow! Why'd you hit me? 204 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,774 Pain is the best teacher. 205 00:07:43,774 --> 00:07:46,134 You're a very impressive little girl, 206 00:07:46,134 --> 00:07:47,934 but there's a saying. 207 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,974 At some point, it's not enough to be a dog who plays the piano. 208 00:07:49,974 --> 00:07:51,294 You have to play the piano well. 209 00:07:51,294 --> 00:07:53,774 I play extremely well. I'm a concert pianist. 210 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,334 Of course you are. 211 00:07:56,814 --> 00:07:58,654 What? 212 00:07:58,654 --> 00:08:01,054 Sorry, just a funny part of the Bible. 213 00:08:03,454 --> 00:08:05,014 ...for the food we're about to receive, 214 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:06,774 and bless the hands that prepared it. 215 00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:09,174 And for the hands what went to the store and bought it. 216 00:08:11,614 --> 00:08:13,654 Sorry, had a tough time getting her down. 217 00:08:13,654 --> 00:08:15,414 She had horrible gas. 218 00:08:15,414 --> 00:08:18,174 Well, that's weird. She was an angel with us. 219 00:08:18,174 --> 00:08:19,774 Maybe she's hungry. 220 00:08:19,774 --> 00:08:21,214 Maybe she's teething. 221 00:08:21,214 --> 00:08:23,454 You know what, let her suck on a Slim Jim. 222 00:08:23,454 --> 00:08:26,174 Ooh! Two birds. 223 00:08:30,148 --> 00:08:32,228 You're awful quiet tonight. 224 00:08:32,228 --> 00:08:35,268 Oh, just work stuff. 225 00:08:35,268 --> 00:08:37,228 Huh, I wouldn't have thought running a laundromat 226 00:08:37,228 --> 00:08:38,468 would be all that stressful. 227 00:08:42,428 --> 00:08:44,828 Well, Dad, you run your own business. 228 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,708 You know what it's like dealing with the public. 229 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:48,388 That I do. Actually, 230 00:08:48,388 --> 00:08:50,068 I had a guy the other day came in 231 00:08:50,068 --> 00:08:52,068 returning a set of tires I sold him a year ago, 232 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:53,708 way past warranty. 233 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,428 Put up quite a stink, too. 234 00:08:55,428 --> 00:08:57,108 How'd you handle it? 235 00:08:57,108 --> 00:08:58,708 Gave him a new set of tires. 236 00:08:58,708 --> 00:08:59,948 I mean, I lost a couple bucks, 237 00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,548 but got a customer for life. 238 00:09:01,548 --> 00:09:04,468 Smart. I could learn a lot from you. 239 00:09:04,468 --> 00:09:07,708 Well, you can learn a lot from your father, too. 240 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:09,788 Hmm. All right, what you got, big man? 241 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,802 Uh, well... 242 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,642 Saved by the bell. 243 00:09:19,402 --> 00:09:21,282 Would it kill anyone to say "thank you" 244 00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:22,922 for this delicious meal? Hello. 245 00:09:22,922 --> 00:09:24,482 Thanks. Thank you. 246 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:25,482 Hang on. 247 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,522 Jim, it's your wife. 248 00:09:31,602 --> 00:09:33,082 Hi, honey. 249 00:09:33,082 --> 00:09:35,162 I am sorry, I lost track of time. 250 00:09:35,162 --> 00:09:36,282 I was playing with the baby, 251 00:09:36,282 --> 00:09:37,722 who, I got to tell you, 252 00:09:37,722 --> 00:09:39,202 looks more and more like you every day... 253 00:09:39,202 --> 00:09:40,882 Okey-dokey, I will be right home. 254 00:09:40,882 --> 00:09:42,722 Five minutes. 255 00:09:43,722 --> 00:09:45,122 Gotta go. 256 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:52,842 What? 257 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:53,962 Nothing. 258 00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:57,522 Georgie, I can tell when something's wrong. 259 00:09:58,522 --> 00:10:00,762 Nothing's wrong. 260 00:10:03,442 --> 00:10:04,642 Just tell me. 261 00:10:04,642 --> 00:10:06,362 Is it that obvious? 262 00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:07,402 Yes. 263 00:10:09,122 --> 00:10:10,842 All right. 264 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:12,602 Meemaw put a roulette wheel in the slot room, 265 00:10:12,602 --> 00:10:14,802 and I'm real worried about it. 266 00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:16,682 Why? 267 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,922 The slots are already in a gray area. 268 00:10:19,922 --> 00:10:22,282 A roulette wheel could land us in jail. 269 00:10:22,282 --> 00:10:24,762 Okay, then tell her you want no part of it. 270 00:10:24,762 --> 00:10:26,442 I did, but she said it could throw off 271 00:10:26,442 --> 00:10:27,922 a thousand dollars a day. 272 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:29,602 Oh. 273 00:10:29,602 --> 00:10:30,802 Then do it. 274 00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,762 But I could go to jail. 275 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,042 I'll wait for you. 276 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,482 I thought you'd be on my side. 277 00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,362 Georgie, I am on your side. 278 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:41,682 In fact, we should get married sooner 279 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,282 so that I can't testify against you. 280 00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:46,802 And also because you love me. 281 00:10:46,802 --> 00:10:48,642 Thousand bucks a day? 282 00:10:48,642 --> 00:10:50,962 You bet I love you. 283 00:10:52,661 --> 00:10:55,181 So listen, I thought it over 284 00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:58,261 and decided the risk is worth it. 285 00:10:58,261 --> 00:11:00,181 Good. Mandy on board? 286 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,941 I didn't ask. 287 00:11:01,941 --> 00:11:03,781 Glad she brought you around. 288 00:11:03,781 --> 00:11:06,221 Listen, why don't you shadow Herman, 289 00:11:06,221 --> 00:11:07,541 see how it's done. 290 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:10,221 You want me to run the wheel? 291 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,621 We should be ready. 292 00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:15,141 It's the bottom of the ninth for this guy. 293 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,301 Red 12. 294 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,781 No winners. 295 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,261 You okay? 296 00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:21,261 Yeah. 297 00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:23,101 I got just the one lung. 298 00:11:24,181 --> 00:11:26,301 Connie said you'd show me the ropes. 299 00:11:26,301 --> 00:11:27,701 Oh, sure. There's nothing to it. 300 00:11:27,701 --> 00:11:29,781 You'll catch on in no time. 301 00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,781 No more bets. 302 00:11:32,781 --> 00:11:34,541 So, we bought this table from you? 303 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:36,021 Oh, yeah. 304 00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:38,501 I used to have a little gambling room of my own. 305 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,261 Until it got shut down. 306 00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:41,821 Cops? 307 00:11:41,821 --> 00:11:43,221 Oh, no, nothing like that. 308 00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:44,981 Dixie mafia. 309 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:46,701 They threatened to cut off my... 310 00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:50,541 Red 16. 311 00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:52,821 Cut off your what? 312 00:11:54,661 --> 00:11:56,861 Wrong. What is wrong about this? 313 00:11:56,861 --> 00:11:58,821 You didn't account for all the dimensions. 314 00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:01,261 The Calabi-Yau manifold has six dimensions. 315 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,541 Only if there's fermions. 316 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:03,861 Without fermions, there could be 317 00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:05,461 up to 26 dimensions. 318 00:12:05,461 --> 00:12:08,021 What? Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis 319 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:10,621 never mentioned 26 dimensions. Who are they? 320 00:12:10,621 --> 00:12:12,301 They're my teachers, and they're really smart. 321 00:12:12,301 --> 00:12:13,861 I've never heard of them. 322 00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,301 Well, I've probably never heard of your teachers. 323 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,981 I recently studied with Henry W. Kendall. 324 00:12:17,981 --> 00:12:20,701 The Nobel Prize winner for his pioneering research 325 00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,261 on the deep inelastic scattering 326 00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:24,461 of electrons on protons and bound neutrons? 327 00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:27,141 Yes. Never heard of him. 328 00:12:28,301 --> 00:12:30,461 Try again. 329 00:12:35,461 --> 00:12:36,781 Oh, I see the problem. 330 00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:38,021 This is stupid. 331 00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:39,541 You can't just invent dimensions. 332 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,941 There's this one, 333 00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:43,141 this one and this one. 334 00:12:44,141 --> 00:12:46,661 You forgot the dimension of time. 335 00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:50,781 Ow. Thank you. 336 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,781 You want to sit down or something? 337 00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:08,301 I sit down, I might not ever get up. 338 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,821 Uh-oh. 339 00:13:12,821 --> 00:13:14,781 Dixie mafia. 340 00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:16,381 What do we do? 341 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:18,861 Just stay calm. Let me do the talking. 342 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,861 Who's in charge here? 343 00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:22,101 He is. 344 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,941 Give us the money. 345 00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:26,461 I-I can't. 346 00:13:26,461 --> 00:13:27,821 I have a daughter to support. 347 00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:31,541 Hope she likes being an only child. 348 00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:43,861 What're you doing up? 349 00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:45,581 Can't sleep. 350 00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:46,941 Same. 351 00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:48,261 You want some tea? 352 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,901 Hot tea? 353 00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,621 What am I, the Queen of England? 354 00:13:52,621 --> 00:13:54,021 You okay? 355 00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:56,501 Don't become an adult. It sucks. 356 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,261 Too late. 357 00:13:58,261 --> 00:14:00,221 Do you know how much it costs to feed a family these days? 358 00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:01,901 If it wasn't for double coupons, 359 00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,661 I don't know how we'd manage. 360 00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:07,381 Well, making the money's no picnic either. 361 00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:09,941 I mean, I want to provide for Mandy and CeeCee, 362 00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:12,261 but... 363 00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:13,861 ...it's really working my last nerve. 364 00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:15,941 I spend my whole day holding this house together 365 00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,301 and no one even says, "Thank you." 366 00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:18,461 I get it. 367 00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:19,781 I get home from work, 368 00:14:19,781 --> 00:14:21,181 but does anyone ask how my day was? 369 00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:22,621 How was your day? 370 00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:24,061 Don't ask. 371 00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:27,501 Why do we even do it? 372 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,381 Well, I got a fiancée and a baby, 373 00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:32,261 and we're all sleeping in Sheldon's room. 374 00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:33,621 Oh, yeah, you're screwed. 375 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,501 I mean why do I do it? 376 00:14:43,941 --> 00:14:45,461 Hello. 377 00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,661 Why did you never tell me there's 26 dimensions? 378 00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,301 What? 379 00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:51,141 I'm in Heidelberg and I'm studying string theory, 380 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,301 and I'm now drastically behind, thanks to you. 381 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:57,501 Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning. 382 00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,741 Oh, that explains why Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up. 383 00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:02,661 That explains why I'm hanging up. 384 00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:04,421 I had to be tutored by a child 385 00:15:04,421 --> 00:15:05,941 and the professor called me a dummkopf. 386 00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:08,021 Now I'm glad you called. 387 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:09,621 I don't like it here. 388 00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:11,541 I miss being the smartest one in class. 389 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,421 Son, if you're always the smartest, 390 00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:15,101 you're never learning anything. 391 00:15:15,101 --> 00:15:17,621 Interesting. So what do I do? 392 00:15:17,621 --> 00:15:18,701 Listen. 393 00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,541 I'm listening. 394 00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,061 No, that's the answer. 395 00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:23,901 Try doing something you're truly awful at: 396 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:25,461 just shut up and listen. 397 00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:26,621 But what if I... 398 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,861 When you're in class, listen. 399 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,301 But I could... 400 00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:37,101 Guess I should pee. 401 00:15:43,221 --> 00:15:45,101 What, you didn't make a big ol' breakfast? 402 00:15:45,101 --> 00:15:47,021 I did, and I'm eating it. 403 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:49,101 And when I'm done, I'm gonna go watch TV 404 00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:51,981 while you make your own breakfast and do the dishes. 405 00:15:52,941 --> 00:15:54,301 But... 406 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,661 you were doing great, so grown-up, 407 00:15:56,661 --> 00:15:57,781 cooking and cleaning. 408 00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:59,621 Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup. 409 00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:03,541 I thought we had a whole thing going here. 410 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:04,941 Now we have a new thing. 411 00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:06,141 Look at the fridge. 412 00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:10,941 Chore chart? 413 00:16:10,941 --> 00:16:12,541 That's right. 414 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,381 You realize it's my job that pays for all this. 415 00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:17,661 That is true. Thank you. 416 00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:19,381 You're welcome. 417 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:20,821 And thank you in advance for doing the laundry 418 00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:22,021 and taking out the garbage. 419 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:23,821 What about Georgie? 420 00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:24,941 Look at the chart. 421 00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:26,181 Georgie mows the lawn 422 00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:27,381 and cleans the toilet. 423 00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,021 One should not even 424 00:16:33,021 --> 00:16:37,141 attempt to unify type-one und type-two... 425 00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:38,701 I wanted to give up and run away, 426 00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:40,381 but I had read enough comic books 427 00:16:40,381 --> 00:16:42,021 to know that heroes don't quit. 428 00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:45,781 Instead of running, I decided to stay 429 00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:48,621 and face the biggest challenge I've ever had: 430 00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:50,261 keeping my mouth shut. 431 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:53,381 Any thoughts on the compactification of 432 00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:54,981 the extra dimensions here? 433 00:16:57,261 --> 00:16:59,181 Mmm. 434 00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:01,381 Ja. One must conserve 435 00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:03,301 the unbroken supercharges. 436 00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:05,621 Und the spherical Hankel transform 437 00:17:05,621 --> 00:17:07,981 of this equation is... 438 00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:13,261 This turned out to be a pivotal moment in my life. 439 00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:16,621 By being open to people smarter than me, 440 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,941 I grew as both a man and a scientist. 441 00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:23,301 Humble, brilliant... 442 00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:25,141 I really am the whole package. 443 00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:33,941 Hey. 444 00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,381 What brings you by? 445 00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:36,781 Well, I finished my honey-do list, 446 00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,701 so Audrey gave me the afternoon off. 447 00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:41,221 Come on in. 448 00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,461 All right, I thought we'd do something fun. 449 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:45,101 Well, this isn't fun. 450 00:17:45,101 --> 00:17:46,621 I didn't make the chore chart. 451 00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:48,181 Just grab a corner. 452 00:17:48,181 --> 00:17:49,581 There is no corner. 453 00:17:50,781 --> 00:17:52,181 Georgie, give us a hand. 454 00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:54,181 Oh, you don't want me touching anything.